Oh boy oh boy, Mrs. P calls a ladybug a bug! Can someone please tell Mrs. P that a ladybug is not a bug? Bugs are member of the insect order Hempiter, which is characterized by piercing-sucking mouthparts, having some sort of feathery and membranous forewings, and having to go through a gradual metamorphsis. Now ladybugs don't have any of the above characteristics or go through a change do they? So it is not a true bug! OK, let me share some interesting facts that all birdies like me know before I sign off blogger and jump into a bird bath. All bugs are insects but not all insects are bugs! Also, waterbugs, lightningbugs, and billbugs are not bugs either. A waterbug is actually a cockroach. Lightningbugs and billgubs are really beetles. Didn't know that did you? I'm such a wise little birdy aren't I? Until next time, Ciao!

Well hello Pon! Hey looky here everyone, Mr. P got Mrs. P a Pon for their 3 month aniversary!

But what is it anyways? Is a dog? Is a cat? Oh hey, I think it looks like me, see?
I think it's a birdy! Oh hey Pon, look at me run!

Hmm...it's not alive..it didn't chase after me! :( Thought I got a new friend!

You know, one of the very first advice given to a new lovebird owner is to not feed your lovebird avocado and chocolate because a taste of either one will send the birdie to the other side of the rainbow. I have to say this list is not complete unless okra is added to it. OK OK, okra will not kill me like avocado and chocolate will, but it tastes so bad, it might as well be just as bad. No matter how nutitious Mr. P & Mrs. P say okra is (got lots of fiber, vitamin B6, and folic acid yada yada), I don't care and I don't want it. Like I care for folic acid, it's not like I'm gonna reproduce anytime soon with Mr. P's method of birdy birth control. Will someone tell Mr. P that dawg says no to okra and yes to broccoli (all types of broccoli - chinese broccoli, what have you) and yes to spinach. SLIMEY OKRA YUCK YUCK YUCK, alritey, gotta go and drink some birdie water to get rid of the okra after taste. Ciao!

Who do I love more? Mr. P or Mrs P? As an impartial birdie, I love Mrs. P more..hahahahaha..yes yes, I know what impartial means. OK fine, I'm a partial bird. I'm a smart bird after all. It's just that impartial sounds better. Anyhow, I love Mrs. P more because she really loves me, uh, I mean us birdies. She gives us filtered water and cuts us vegetables. Mr. P? He doesn't even cut fruit for himself. He just looks at it ..the other birdies think that Mr. P doesn' t know how to use a knife. Well, actually, Itchy's exact words were, "I think that Mr. P's afraid of the knife. Afraid he's gonna lose a finger or something." And then Scratchy and Diddy couldn't agree more. Well, we all know why Itchy came up w/ that theory. Oh for all of those who are concerned, Itchy's toes are doing fine now and even though Itchy only has 7 of them instead of 8, Itchy is just as fast as us. OK, back to Mr. P, I think he's just lazy, he just wants Mrs. P to cut fruit and stuff for him. So, ya, that's why if you ask me, umm, I mean us, we love Mrs. P more. Mr. P's nice and all and he vacuums our feathers everyday, we like him too, just not as much as Mrs. P. Oh, and sometimes we think that he's mad...he vacuums 9 to 10 times a day! Even when he's leaving the place, he's got to vacuum around our cages before he leaves. Our feathers don't attract ants you know. And I'm sure Mr. P knows that but why does he vacuum on his way out, and for whom? For us birdies? Mr. P is quite strange. Alrightly, it's way pass my birdy bedtime! OK, gotta go brush my beak and go to sleep. Good night!

Mr. P came up to us today and said to us, "all that birdy bath you gave yourself, it's not sufficient, I can smell you birds all the way from the front door, Imma make you all take birdy showers!" And lo and behold that's what he did! Well, if Mr. P gave us a better bird bath to bathe in, then he wouldn't have to do that. It was birdy scary! Can someone tell Mr. P how sorry I am that I bit him, cuz you know...I thought I was drowning under the faucet, I was just trying to hang on to my dear life w/ my beak! Thanks!