I am too darn cute!

That's what Mrs. P told me. She said, "Dawg, you are too darn cute!" And I said, "Oh really really?" And she said, "Yup yup!"

Therefore, I must be too darn cute!

Is this unfair treatment or what?!!! CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!

I really gotta chirp my way up to the supreme court. I birdy demand equal treatment!

This is why chirpies are better snowboarders!!! Cuz we got wings!

When everybirdy runs away the moment Mrs. P opens the violin case, Itchy stays and listens. Itchy is such a Mrs. P's pet!


You think Itchy really likes Bach? Chirp Chirp Chirp! Of course not!

Mrs. P, please play this piece by Bach. Uh huh. I bet you if you ask Itchy who Bach is, all Itchy can say is Chirp!

Whatchu looking at willis? Can't a birdie admire her own beauty?