OK, today's question is, are you flexible? Looky here...I'm doing a birdy split.

This is what you call birdy flexible!

Oh Oh, here I go again!


Being flexible is important...don't ask me why, I don't know...I just know that it is...go ask Mrs. P why...

Start stretching..and soon, you can be just as flexible as me! OK, ...gotta go brush my beak and go to bed. Good nighty!

Looky here..Mr. P & I...we are best friends! Mr. P let me stay in his shirt while he did the dishes....umm..more like while he was loading the dish washer...



It's so comfortable, I can almost sleep in here..but...oh..can someone tell Mr. P to put on some deoderant? It'll make the experience more pleasant!

Mr. P is always telling Mrs. P that she's got black thumbs. Everytime Mrs. P wanted to buy a plant, Mr. P would say, "poor plant, it's gonna DIE !" And well, you know, always birdy discouraged her from buying any plants. Well, you know what? Bawg bawg bawg, it's an evil scheme! Mr. P killed one of Mrs. P's plant recently. Yup, I saw it. I witnessed it. Mr. P's a plant killer. He broke the branch in half and left it to die! Mrs. P's thumbs are not black, Mr's P's thumbs are! I'm gonna bite it next time it's close to me. Poor Juls, I hope you grow a new branch. Maybe that's why, alex the plant died. Alrighty, time for a birdy bath. Ciao!

What is Mrs. P up to? She is walking around the house with this book about birds of Amercia? What, are we birdies not cute enough for her that she has to go on birding trips? Not only that, this book got nothing on lovebirds. Yup, that is nope, zip, nada, and may-yuo - that's mandarin for nothing folks! One time Mrs. P let me out and I sat on her shoulder while she flipped through that book. There was nothing on it about me! I'm an american am I not? I was born in El Monte. Yup, last time i checked, El Monte is in California and California is in the United States and the United States is part of North America. My type deserved to be birdy mentioned in that book! I gotta call up the National Geographic!

Looks like Mr. P is making dinner tonight. Yup, you know what that means. If you know Mr. P like we birdies do, you know what they're having for dinner. It is either Green Bean Casserole, instant noodle, dumpling (the frozen type from the store or ready made type by granny Mrs. P), or pasta. Mr. P, learn to cook some new stuff man! How about something like Kung Pao Sunflower Seeds or Sweet & Sour Watermelon Seed eh? That would be birdy yummy!