We love you Dawg-a-bawg, you're the best birdie pet. We miss you so much! December 20 2002 to October 13 2009.

Who's who?

When I first started this blog, I said, it's all about me! Now after thinking about it, that is rather self centered. So, now this blog is all about me and my birdie friends, Itchy & Scratchy, and Diddy! Diddy was camera shy this morning, so what we have here is a picture of Itchy & Scratchy..but hmm...I can't tell them apart...they look exactly the same, well err..at least in this picture!

Happy Lovebirdy Day!

- Dawg A. Bach!

I am too darn cute!

That's what Mrs. P told me. She said, "Dawg, you are too darn cute!" And I said, "Oh really really?" And she said, "Yup yup!"

Therefore, I must be too darn cute!

Is this unfair treatment or what?!!! CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!

I really gotta chirp my way up to the supreme court. I birdy demand equal treatment!

This is why chirpies are better snowboarders!!! Cuz we got wings!

When everybirdy runs away the moment Mrs. P opens the violin case, Itchy stays and listens. Itchy is such a Mrs. P's pet!


You think Itchy really likes Bach? Chirp Chirp Chirp! Of course not!

Mrs. P, please play this piece by Bach. Uh huh. I bet you if you ask Itchy who Bach is, all Itchy can say is Chirp!

Whatchu looking at willis? Can't a birdie admire her own beauty?

Birdie news flash: I gave birth to 2 eggs and Itchy or Scratchy gave birth to 3 eggs and none of them hatched...well..I guess that's not news....ok, real news flash...Itchy & Scratchy are not buddy buddy anymore. Scratchy screwed up Itchy's tail and in return Itchy gave Scratchy a black eye. Poor Scratchy, I hope she feels better. Chaos!

This thanksgiving (like the year before that and the year before that and the year before that)...I'm thankful that I'm not a turkey!!!! Happy thanksgiving everyone!

Happy Halloween everybirdy! OK, a little late..not exactly October anymore..ok ok Happy November!


Um...looky here, it's me with tiny Mr. L and silly Mrs. P. and no, that's not Mrs. P's kid..she doesn't need one cuz she's got me! Oh and no, I don't have a costume on. I look like this normally, green and feathery, pretty cute wouldn't ya say?

Happy Bird day Mrs. P & Mrs. G!!!!

OK, today's question is, are you flexible? Looky here...I'm doing a birdy split.

This is what you call birdy flexible!

Oh Oh, here I go again!


Being flexible is important...don't ask me why, I don't know...I just know that it is...go ask Mrs. P why...

Start stretching..and soon, you can be just as flexible as me! OK, ...gotta go brush my beak and go to bed. Good nighty!

Looky here..Mr. P & I...we are best friends! Mr. P let me stay in his shirt while he did the dishes....umm..more like while he was loading the dish washer...



It's so comfortable, I can almost sleep in here..but...oh..can someone tell Mr. P to put on some deoderant? It'll make the experience more pleasant!

Mr. P is always telling Mrs. P that she's got black thumbs. Everytime Mrs. P wanted to buy a plant, Mr. P would say, "poor plant, it's gonna DIE !" And well, you know, always birdy discouraged her from buying any plants. Well, you know what? Bawg bawg bawg, it's an evil scheme! Mr. P killed one of Mrs. P's plant recently. Yup, I saw it. I witnessed it. Mr. P's a plant killer. He broke the branch in half and left it to die! Mrs. P's thumbs are not black, Mr's P's thumbs are! I'm gonna bite it next time it's close to me. Poor Juls, I hope you grow a new branch. Maybe that's why, alex the plant died. Alrighty, time for a birdy bath. Ciao!

What is Mrs. P up to? She is walking around the house with this book about birds of Amercia? What, are we birdies not cute enough for her that she has to go on birding trips? Not only that, this book got nothing on lovebirds. Yup, that is nope, zip, nada, and may-yuo - that's mandarin for nothing folks! One time Mrs. P let me out and I sat on her shoulder while she flipped through that book. There was nothing on it about me! I'm an american am I not? I was born in El Monte. Yup, last time i checked, El Monte is in California and California is in the United States and the United States is part of North America. My type deserved to be birdy mentioned in that book! I gotta call up the National Geographic!

Looks like Mr. P is making dinner tonight. Yup, you know what that means. If you know Mr. P like we birdies do, you know what they're having for dinner. It is either Green Bean Casserole, instant noodle, dumpling (the frozen type from the store or ready made type by granny Mrs. P), or pasta. Mr. P, learn to cook some new stuff man! How about something like Kung Pao Sunflower Seeds or Sweet & Sour Watermelon Seed eh? That would be birdy yummy!

Oh boy oh boy, Mrs. P calls a ladybug a bug! Can someone please tell Mrs. P that a ladybug is not a bug? Bugs are member of the insect order Hempiter, which is characterized by piercing-sucking mouthparts, having some sort of feathery and membranous forewings, and having to go through a gradual metamorphsis. Now ladybugs don't have any of the above characteristics or go through a change do they? So it is not a true bug! OK, let me share some interesting facts that all birdies like me know before I sign off blogger and jump into a bird bath. All bugs are insects but not all insects are bugs! Also, waterbugs, lightningbugs, and billbugs are not bugs either. A waterbug is actually a cockroach. Lightningbugs and billgubs are really beetles. Didn't know that did you? I'm such a wise little birdy aren't I? Until next time, Ciao!